Paging Dr. Leroy Brown, Paging Dr. Leroy Brown


October 23, 2018

Paging Dr. Leroy Brown. 

Paging Dr. Leroy Brown. 

We have an emergency in Room 101. 

Dr. Leroy Brown reporting for surgery.

dog dressed as surgeon Please give me a brief history of the patient.

Patient:

A 5-year-old intact male who is otherwise healthy but has a past history of eating inedible items. 

Owner woke up to the sound of him vomiting up rocks on the floor. 

Owner counted 25 rocks and fears there may be more. 

X-rays of the abdomen prove that assumption to be true. 

The patient is prepped and ready for you to perform exploratory surgery. 

Alright, let’s have a look at this.

What is it with dogs and eating rocks these days?

newfoundland dog dressed as surgeon for halloween

How could a rock actually taste good?

Nurse Blanche,

dog dressed as surgeon

I’m going to need some more suction, a bag for all these rocks and a peanut butter cookie.

STAT

dog dressed as surgeon for halloween

Yep. These intestines are filled with rocks.

They appear to be limestone rocks.

Let’s have a closer look

stuffed dog with rocks

It seems like this patient may have eaten some type of stuffing also.

Perhaps not only is he a rock eater but also a dog toy de-stuffer.

Ugh. This stomach is a mess.

Ok.

Moving on…….

Let’s get these rocks removed from the patient and close him up because my internal clock is telling me that it’s time for a pee break and a cookie.

Thank you all for joining me today in the operating room.

Dr. Leroy Brown, Internal Med Specialist, Rock-Eating Expert

***No dogs were harmed in the making of this Halloween post but one stuffed animal did sacrifice some stuffing and a small incision in the upper abdomen.

***Post based on a true story

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